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Creepy guy is in need of attention from a woman who can't refuse him, so he calls his local GP.
'Hi honey, Creepy Guy here, I need an appointment to see Dr Babe..'
'Who?'
'Dr Jiles Babe'
'Erm..we have a Dr Jiles...'
'Yeah thickie..Dr Cute Jiles Ass Babe!'
Martha the receptionist was not amused.
'What did you say your name was?'
'Creepy Guy, you deffoldbag'
Martha looked down the 'regular Psycho's' list and found Creepy under the 'annoying but non violent' section.
'Ok Creepy, we have an appointment next week....sigh..I'll book you in for Tuesday at 10 am.'
Good thought Creepy..it'll take me a week to scrub my pants.
One pair of scrubbed pants later:
'Now then Creepy, what can we do for you this time?'
'Well Dr Babe, I just had to come and see you..you're georgeous honey.'
'Get your foot off my leg Creepy'
'Yes Dr.'
'You know you can't keep comming here attention seeking Creepy, I know you're a real slimey git and you have many social problems, but you really should go back to your therapist.'
'But the therapist and I don't get on...he's a bloke..'
'Creepy, you have 3 seconds to show me why you came here or you can go home.'
'OOOOhhhh....hhhmmm...yes, I see...right then Creepy...I'm going to refer you to the People with Problem Parts help group, or PPP for short.'
'What, you mean I've actually got something wrong with me?'
'Well, there's nothing we can do about it really...but the PPP group will help you come to terms with it'
'But I just wanted to show you my willy...'
'Yes Creepy..it's ok..at PPP you'll meet lots of other men who have come to terms with theirs.'
'I'm not going to a help group full of men.'
'It's a mixed group Creepy with varied problem body parts.'
'OOOhhh...gals with wierd bits and stuff...cor yeah! When can I go?'
